A Little Something Different On Twitter ...

Here are some excerpts from the latest star on Twitter. A prize to the person who can name the clerk. My bet? There is no such clerk. Someone is just having a whole lot of fun.

Article III Clerk

@ArticleIIIClerk United States

Current law clerk for a Senior U.S. District Judge on the East Coast. He's really fucking old, so I roll the dice of justice on my own.

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

NOTE TO PLAINTIFF'S LAWYERS: If you ignore Twombly and Iqbal in the Opp to a MTD, you should be disbarred. They happened. Deal with it.

13 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

It'd be a mess if the Judge has a living will. Will broach topic delicately next week. RT @AMoltovecchio @ArticleIIIClerk you are a mess!

13 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Yeah!! That way they can learn from all the genius attorneys I deal with. MT @ABAJournal Will CA Law Grads Have to Complete Residencies?

13 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

I really, really hope the Judge doesn't die while I'm clerking.

13 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

You should probably be watching "Intervention" instead. RT@bretturig Watching The Firm on NBC so I can get prepared for life as a lawyer.

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

What does Esq. stand for? MT @lawschoolPS In case u missed - Skipping the Legal Partner Track for a Private Shingle ow.ly/8r3Vj

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Practicing attorneys are goddamn retarded. MT @attacksheets Our bar exam outlines are written by a practicing attorney!

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

@lawschoollawlz I'm a de facto Art. III judge at age 27 & haven't talked to "boss" in 3 days. What in the living fuck are you talking about?

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Clerk of court is either on smack or she is retarded. 2 days since I gave her ruling. Release my brilliance to the people. Let them weep.

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

WHAT?!? It didn't go to a plaintiff's firm????@Pangea3 AmLaw's IP litigation department of the year goes to Finnegan Henderson.

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

You'll want to kill yourself when you graduate and are unemployed.@lawschoollawlz My Con Law professor likes killing trees. #lawschool

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

If you put "Esquire" after your name at the end of your motion, I will rule against you. Every. Time.

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Would you rather burn alive in a house fire, or work for a judge who runs for reelection?

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

@EdPekarek First, it's meritless. Second, while it may settle, I don't leave the chance of trial in the hands of greedy plaintiff's lawyers.

12 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Meanwhile, I read Plaintiff's briefs that don't even have complete sentences. MT @CiceroStrafford Here at 1:33am, inserting smart quotes.

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

If you have to read E&E for conlaw, you've already lost. MT@1Lproblems reading E&E for constitutional law . . . .

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

@NOLA_Blondie I'm also trying to find state court clerks to mock. If your judge wasn't appointed by POTUS & confirmed by Senate, then GTFO.

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

What kind of people apply for state court clerkships?

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Thing is, if I don't grant this MSJ, this thing might actually go to trial. Which means I have to interact with Judge in person. Paaassssss.

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

Like, intellectually, I recognize that plaintiff's lawyers aren't actually retarded. But you definitely get cynical in this line of work.

11 Jan

ArticleIIIClerk Article III Clerk

It should be illegal to practice in federal court if you're working on a contingency-fee basis.

11 Jan

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A Little Something Different On Twitter ...

Here are some excerpts from the latest star on Twitter. A prize to the person who can name the clerk. My bet? There is no such clerk. Someone is just having a whole lot of fun.

Article III Clerk

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